Lib Libs -- Hillary's Scheme.

Remember when you were a kid and did those Mad Libs deals? Well the Fabulous Flying Kallini Brothers (okay I made that up) are now doing Lib Libs. And since I contributed the bulk of the words, I am shamelessly stealing borrowing this one. Words in italics are the ones that were contributed.

We need to stand firm on behalf of sensible squirrel legislation. We have to enact pigs that will keep monkeys out of the kettles of tennis balls and marmosets and stupidly sickly armadillos. The EPA should have acted before our pandas started going back to Tallequa, Oklahoma. I realize the Mafia is a painful political group; but I believe the French people are ready to come together as a bee and do whatever it takes to keep squirrels away from ninjas who shouldn't have them.

Remember when you outlaw squirrels only criminals will have squirrels. It is really that simple.