From the Couldn't Happen to a Nicer Guy Department...

Yasser Arafat has Stomach Cancer

Can we say, SCORE!

Yeah, Yeah, I know. Wishing a long and painful death on anyone is decidely non-Christian, but I'm sorry, if anyone deserves a long and painful death, it is the waste of human skin, Arafat.

"Hey, who had Arafat in the Dead Pool?"

Even better question. "Who didn't have Arafat in the Dead Pool?"

Course knowing the paleswinians, they'll come out and say he was given cancer by the Israeli government to get rid of him.

Rest in Hell to the Godfather of Modern Terrorism. I hope your death is long and extremely painful, you have certainly earned it.